Ian thoughts: North America I'm climbin in yo... →
noslennai: Hey friends all over North America! Yeah, YOU! I can’t wait to see ALL of the friends I met/made with with DDG, OM&M, and S,ET and can’t WAIT to party with all you kids again! I’m Partying hard with my buddy Sarah Saturday and her band “Gardening, Not Architecture” all over North America this… Ian, did you mean to say “made out with”? I sure hope so, because...
To die is nothing; but it is terrible not to live.
Words are futile devices.
My Fall Tour/Charity Fundraiser is LIVE! [click] →
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHY I DO THIS… In addition to the ongoing Donations page on my website, I occasionally hold a fundraiser online, in preparation for an upcoming tour, recording session, or other major G,NA-related event. Earlier this year, I held a fundraiser in which I sold a bunch of my old band‘s shirts, CDs, and vinyl, plus some one-of-a-kind G,NA merchandise to help raise money for a new...
Conversations at My House
MOM: He had a face of... a million... ships...
ME: What the hell does that mean?
MOM: Bill, you know what I mean, right?
DAD: You mean, a face that launched a thousand ships?
MOM: Yeah that!
I hope you’re glad I brought you here, but sometimes I feel guilty about...– my (always uplifting) mother
What do they call those Voodoo people that come back to life? Zombies?– my mother
You’ll never believe what the monks on Mt. Athos eat…– My mother
You’re going to end up a millionaire someday, so just remember when I was...– my mother
The Results Are In: What everyone suggested for... →
Let’s ALL go, that way if we get in a car wreck we can all die together!– My (always uplifting) mother
Borat the Car Salesman
I’ve had a car on my watch list on eBay for a few days, and I’ve been going back and forth via email with the owner of the car to get more information about it. This has proven to be a bit difficult, as English is not his first language. With only a few hours left in the auction, he decided to go for the heartstrings with this touching story. It is, indeed, a very sweet story…...
A Father's Wisdom
ME: There are people in this world who need money more than I do.
DAD: Not that many.
Sh** My Mom Says
ME: Mom, where are the matches, so I can light this candle?
MOM: On that table, behind Jesus... and probably in front of Jesus.
What would you buy for $20, $50, or $100 to help a...
As you may or may not know, I’m an independent, unsigned musician. I shut down my website company and gave up everything this year to do what I love with my life, and my only sources of income now are: playing shows, selling merch, and getting donations through my website. Occasionally I will run an auction to try to raise money for an upcoming tour, or recording, or buying more merchandise,...
Formspring: Can you head to the warped tour survey...
JUST SAY NO TO SPAM! Well?
There is absolutely no reason that there should be a snake with legs in my...– my mother
I’m up a creek without a dam.– my mother
I wanna play poker, Monopoly, whatever-the-hell World of Warcraft — I...– My mother
Is it narcissism when you love your own daughter’s face?– My mother
Formspring: You seem like the coolest person ever....
Yes, it would be weird, but I would probably still do it. Especially if it’s at one of my shows on tour: http://gardeningnotarchitecture.com/shows #shamelessselfpromotion Well?
Are you kidding? I take pills that expired in 1992. They work great!– My mother
AltPress.com Top Story feat. Gardening, Not... →
That’s called a ‘holyshitchronicity’.– My mother